It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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