this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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