is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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