if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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