Where is the hickey?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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