READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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