Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
