I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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