your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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