That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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