paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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