You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
there is puke in my bra ... again
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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