Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
