I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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