She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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