Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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