There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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