it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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