Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He has the fingertips of a God
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