Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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