Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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