so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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