Whod you bang
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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