your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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