when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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