Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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