All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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