whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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