BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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