btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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