I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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