Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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