So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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