the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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