You surviving the open bar?
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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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