They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He did a backflip because drugs
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