I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
last night I used snow as a chaser
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