Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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