you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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