I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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