Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize