Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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