it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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