It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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