If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Randomize