I'm really into asian looking animals
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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