idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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