Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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