Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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