I heard we made out
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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