Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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