i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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