no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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